A Photographic Exhibition....if you are in the .....

vicinity..by Paul Anthony Wilson. North by NorthEast is a selection of images from a larger body of Work, with a predominant North East connection.  This is a collection of  moody fine art landscapes, which contast starkly with some absurd  almost wacky creations.   Northumberland, Tyneside, North Yorkshire and East Yorkshire feature mainly with a few wild cards thrown in.

 

Slimming is overrated...

So I'm overweight..
Clothes won't fit..
won't go out, coz clothes won't fit..
Great idea!...GO ON A DIET!!
become miserable..
but start to lose weight..!
feel encouraged, let's go for it..
actually lose weight ..!
Euphoria!
Shopping.. for new clothes to go out in..
GO OUT, YEAH!!!!!!
drink loads..
eat loads..
put a few pounds back on..
overweight..
clothes won't fit..
won't go out, coz clothes won't fit..
why bother?
POINTLESS !!

I'm New to this...

So I thought I would start with a description of myself.....If I were to describe myself it would go something like this: I'm a cross between Robert Capa, Billy Liar and Dennis The Menace, an amazing photographer with plenty of self confidence, a very high opinion of myself, live in a fantasy world of my own and have an enormous mouth that regularly gets me into trouble. I ramble uncontrollably on about everything, grumble about anything and am convinced the whole world is against me. Tom Courtenay was magnificent as Billy Fisher in the film 'Billy Liar' by the way. So to re-cap..... I am a 5'9" (and a half) addonis with flowing hair, handsome, quick witted, have a terrific sense of humour, you could say totally delusional even paranoid, but well balanced with a chip on both shoulders! ....how Absurd is that?